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roisinn Global Moderator Posts: 107 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Feb 6, 2020 21:36:12 GMT citadel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by roisinn on Feb 6, 2020 21:36:12 GMT What do you call a convent girl who denies she masturbates? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A LIAR.
	*Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.*

siomha Global Moderator Posts: 126 Musician: Bassist	Jokes Feb 20, 2020 19:58:08 GMT zaltana and caedmon like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by siomha on Feb 20, 2020 19:58:08 GMT What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
	*Inspiration for my music just comes from, you know, my life experiences.*

roisinn Global Moderator Posts: 107 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Sept 3, 2020 15:36:04 GMT citadel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by roisinn on Sept 3, 2020 15:36:04 GMT I was in a taxi cab the other day and my Cabbie said: "I love my job, I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do". SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I said: "Turn left here mate".
	*Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.*

kiera Global Moderator Posts: 111	Jokes Sept 4, 2020 18:19:39 GMT ruadh likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kiera on Sept 4, 2020 18:19:39 GMT I got charged £7 for a venison burger. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I thought: . . o O (this was deer).
	*Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.*

vortigern Global Moderator Posts: 124 Musician: Mandolinist	Jokes Sept 18, 2020 22:31:38 GMT brianna likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vortigern on Sept 18, 2020 22:31:38 GMT How do you know if the chef is a clown? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The food tastes funny.
	*My music is best understood by children and animals.*

ruadh Global Moderator Posts: 23	Jokes Sept 26, 2020 22:11:14 GMT kiera likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ruadh on Sept 26, 2020 22:11:14 GMT What do you call a dumb bunny? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A hare brain.
	*Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.*

poseidon Global Moderator Posts: 15	Jokes Jun 9, 2021 20:33:25 GMT nitika likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by poseidon on Jun 9, 2021 20:33:25 GMT Barman asks Paddy: "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?" SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Paddy looking puzzled, asks: "Why the hell do I want two empty glasses?"
	*No one wants advice - only corroboration.*

citadel Global Moderator Posts: 56 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes Nov 15, 2021 10:32:32 GMT roisinn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by citadel on Nov 15, 2021 10:32:32 GMT I start a new job in Seoul next week. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I thought this was a good Korea move.
	*Music; moody food for us who trade in love.*

brianna Global Moderator Posts: 15 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Nov 24, 2021 5:41:42 GMT vortigern likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brianna on Nov 24, 2021 5:41:42 GMT
	*If music be the food of love, play on.*

valimai Administrator Posts: 17	Jokes Dec 9, 2021 11:48:23 GMT maestro likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by valimai on Dec 9, 2021 11:48:23 GMT What does a midget get when he runs between a woman's legs? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A clit around his ear and a flap across his face.
	*My personal hobbies are listening to music, reading and silence.*

caedmon Global Moderator Posts: 9 Musician: Retired Guitarist	Jokes Mar 28, 2022 14:03:44 GMT siomha likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by caedmon on Mar 28, 2022 14:03:44 GMT Why did the tomato blush? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They saw the salad dressing.
	*♫ ♭ Generally music feedeth that disposition of the spirits which it findeth* ♩ ♬**

valimai Administrator Posts: 17	Jokes Mar 31, 2022 12:06:06 GMT maestro likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by valimai on Mar 31, 2022 12:06:06 GMT Where did Saddam keep his CDs? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}In Iraq.
	*My personal hobbies are listening to music, reading and silence.*

zaltana Global Moderator Posts: 16	Jokes Mar 31, 2022 12:38:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zaltana on Mar 31, 2022 12:38:34 GMT The inventor for throat lozengers died. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They'll be no coffin' at his funeral.
	*Where words fail, music speaks.*

zaltana Global Moderator Posts: 16	Jokes Apr 7, 2022 12:05:36 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zaltana on Apr 7, 2022 12:05:36 GMT What do you call a truck load of vibrators? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Toys for Twats.
	*Where words fail, music speaks.*

caedmon Global Moderator Posts: 9 Musician: Retired Guitarist	Jokes Apr 11, 2022 10:25:08 GMT siomha likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by caedmon on Apr 11, 2022 10:25:08 GMT How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Call her and tell her.
	*♫ ♭ Generally music feedeth that disposition of the spirits which it findeth* ♩ ♬**